Tales from the Crypt

Published December 7, 2014 by daisiesloveandpeace

So remember that guy that was messaging me on Tinder and OKC? He never really disappeared, but we still haven’t met up.  He messages me when he wants sex and I haven’t let it happen. Yet. Here’s what I got last weekend:

crypt 1

What was funny to me was that I was conceived under a Christmas tree, but I didn’t think that was appropriate to share.  I would have gone through with it that day, but after a little while, the messaging just kind of ended.

Until today…

He starts his message by saying he has the whole house to himself today(he lives at home).

crypt 2

How old is he??!! I really don’t ever remember that sounding like a good idea, but as a 26 year old woman who own my own house, it really sounds even worse. And it makes me feel really, really old. I followed up by telling him my house is always empty. We will see what happens.

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