Jalapeño Business

Published June 1, 2016 by daisiesloveandpeace

As I mentioned in my last post, my dad will be visiting this weekend.  He actually arrives tomorrow, but he will be going to visit relatives in our hometown before coming here on Friday.  He hasn’t been here in two years, and he wants to spend the time working around the house.  There’s not a whole lot that needs to be done around here(in my eyes).  He did throw me for a loop.  At first, he said he would be staying with his sister the whole visit and driving back and fourth to me every day(about 1.5 hours one way).  When we last spoke, he had changed his mind and would be spending a couple of nights here.  That’s not a big deal, but I don’t want to put him on the crappy mattress in the guest room, so I will be giving up my bed.  That means I need to make sure all of my toys and other bedroom fun items are securely put away.  There’s so much to hide….

I also mentioned in my last post that the Fish was unavailable last weekend, and I will obviously be unavailable this weekend.  So we compromised and he came over yesterday.  I impatiently asked him when he would be here and he told me after softball practice, a shower, and dinner.  So I waited around, ready for the release that I knew would soon be happening.

He arrived and immediately pulled me into my bedroom.  He grabbed me and started kissing me, almost immediately reaching down to pull off my dress.  We both ended up naked pretty quickly.  He started fingering me.  He’s pretty talented at getting me off with his fingers, but we had issues.  It burned.  I didn’t want to say anything to ruin the passion in the moment, but I needed his fiery fingers away from me, so I just said, ” I need you inside of me right now.”  Those seemed to be the magic words to get his hands away from my lady bits and his nice, hard cock inside of me instead.  As he hadn’t had release in several days, he came pretty quickly.  As soon as he came, I looked at him and said, “Look, please don’t think I’m crazy.  I know this is a strange question, but did you cut jalapenos tonight?”  To which his response was, “Yes, but I washed my hands!”

“It doesn’t matter that you washed your hands!!”

Luckily, the burning sensation went away after about 20-30 minutes.  I’m also lucky that he washed his hands.  I can only imagine what that feels like if he didn’t.  I never want to find out.  So valuable lesson kids, if you plan on having sex soon, don’t dice up jalapenos.  Or wear gloves if it’s an absolutely necessary ingredient.



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